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10.06.2025 06:22

They put up a sign reading
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Why do men love boobs (irrespective of big or small)?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Everyone loved it.
No way
Could Patriots cut Stefon Diggs and owe him nothing? It’s complicated. - NBC Sports
Catatonics & High Colonics
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Thumbs down again.
How does gut health affect mental well-being?
No go.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No, not a chance
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Why am I always so tired and I don't eat enough?
Nuts and Butts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
So they tried
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Nintendo Switch 2 doubles FPS of Switch 1’s “worst” performing games - Dexerto
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Freaks and Cheeks
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Why do people think Justin Bieber is worse than Joseph Stalin?
Still no good
Loons and Moons
Another attempt resulted in ...
Texas woman dies from brain-eating amoeba after clearing sinuses with tap water - Dallas News
Unacceptable again!
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Just Forget it!
Then came..
So, the docs changed it to read
Minds and Behinds
Graphene Is Stretchable? Physicists Make “Miracle Material” Bend Like Never Before - SciTechDaily
Still no good.
share office space ...
Next, they tried...