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14.06.2025 02:20

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
They put up a sign reading
Why is Harley-Davidson dropping diversity initiatives after the right-wing anti-DEI campaign?
So they tried
Catatonics & High Colonics
Still no good
Why do flat-Earthers think the Earth is flat?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Freaks and Cheeks
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No go.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
share office space ...
Why does my vagina always itch so badly after my periods?
No, not a chance
Nuts and Butts
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Chemists find a surprisingly simple way to remove microplastics from tap water - Earth.com
So, the docs changed it to read
Hysterias & Posteriors
Everyone loved it.
What is one thing which you cannot stop however hard you try?
Still no good.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Georgia-Alabama game time, TV Network among those announced by ESPN - DawgNation
Unacceptable again!
Then came..
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Next, they tried...
Thumbs down again.
Loons and Moons
Minds and Behinds
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Another attempt resulted in ...
No way
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Why is the band Nickelback unliked so much?
Just Forget it!
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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