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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

10.06.2025 06:22

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

They put up a sign reading

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Why do men love boobs (irrespective of big or small)?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Everyone loved it.

No way

Could Patriots cut Stefon Diggs and owe him nothing? It’s complicated. - NBC Sports

Catatonics & High Colonics

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Thumbs down again.

How does gut health affect mental well-being?

No go.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Do you think trump realizes that if he significantly decreases the size of CIA, that there is a higher chance of him being assassinated?

No, not a chance

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Hysterias & Posteriors

Why am I always so tired and I don't eat enough?

Nuts and Butts

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

So they tried

Time (physics): Who started counting our current time or is it just "set" by some scientific measure?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Nintendo Switch 2 doubles FPS of Switch 1’s “worst” performing games - Dexerto

Freaks and Cheeks

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Why do people think Justin Bieber is worse than Joseph Stalin?

Still no good

Loons and Moons

Another attempt resulted in ...

Texas woman dies from brain-eating amoeba after clearing sinuses with tap water - Dallas News

Unacceptable again!

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Just Forget it!

If I only have a fire extinguisher to defend myself against some threat from people, should I spray them for max damage or just hit them with the fire extinguishers?

Then came..

So, the docs changed it to read

Minds and Behinds

Graphene Is Stretchable? Physicists Make “Miracle Material” Bend Like Never Before - SciTechDaily

Still no good.

share office space ...

Next, they tried...

Social Security June payment schedule: Here’s when recipients will get their checks - LiveNOW from FOX