What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
13.06.2025 18:08
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Still no good
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
I can not sleep. what is the problem?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Everyone loved it.
Is the Democrat party connected with organized crime in America?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Still no good.
How does a man look at you when he is in love?
So, the docs changed it to read
Just Forget it!
Loons and Moons
No, not a chance
Thumbs down again.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Is it true that all men want a woman who looks like an Instagram “model”?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Another attempt resulted in ...
What would explain Trump blaming Ukraine for starting the war with Russia?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No go.
They put up a sign reading
What is one thing which you cannot stop however hard you try?
Then came..
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Minds and Behinds
Is it ok to be spanked by your parents if you are not in bed in your set bedtime?
So they tried
Next, they tried...
Unacceptable again!
Do women like men who have slept with many women?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Catatonics & High Colonics
How did you become popular in school?
Nuts and Butts
share office space ...
Freaks and Cheeks
Have you ever been spanked in front of a group of people?
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No way
Hysterias & Posteriors