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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

14.06.2025 02:20

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

They put up a sign reading

Why is Harley-Davidson dropping diversity initiatives after the right-wing anti-DEI campaign?

So they tried

Catatonics & High Colonics

Still no good

Why do flat-Earthers think the Earth is flat?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Freaks and Cheeks

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Who are the actual "science deniers": people who wait until vaccines are proven effective, or people who believe that there are more than two genders?

No go.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

share office space ...

Why does my vagina always itch so badly after my periods?

No, not a chance

Nuts and Butts

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Chemists find a surprisingly simple way to remove microplastics from tap water - Earth.com

So, the docs changed it to read

Hysterias & Posteriors

Everyone loved it.

What is one thing which you cannot stop however hard you try?

Still no good.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Georgia-Alabama game time, TV Network among those announced by ESPN - DawgNation

Unacceptable again!

Then came..

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Why do nearly all of the answers on Quora have “read more” and when I click on it, I get a virus warning every time? Has anyone else had this happen?

Next, they tried...

Thumbs down again.

Loons and Moons

Hi, I’m Jo. My best friend died 2 years ago today. My husband died 6 months later. So, I’m a depressed mess (we were married 28 years) and can’t shake it. Even my Brother is worried. Some days I don’t do anything, and avoid men cause I don’t want to date. Any suggestions? Thanks for reading.

Minds and Behinds

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Another attempt resulted in ...

If everyone hates censorship so much, why do those “censorship-free” alternative social media sites always fail?

No way

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Why is the band Nickelback unliked so much?

Just Forget it!

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

How big is the French Army?