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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Hysterias & Posteriors

Angelina Jolie’s Daughter Shiloh Debuts New Name for Choreography Work - Just Jared

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Unacceptable again!

How can couples reverse the buildup of resentment once they notice it?

Freaks and Cheeks

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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

What can I do when I'm ugly on both outside and inside? What do I do? Cut myself off from the world to make everyones lives better? I'm a monster. I hurt feelings, and I say what was said to me. I feel like I'm nothing but a burden. What do I do?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Catatonics & High Colonics

Super-magnetic dead star throws a violent temper tantrum as NASA X-ray spacecraft looks on - Space

No go.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Why are people becoming increasingly hostile to pro-lifers? I am pro-life.

Still no good.

Just Forget it!

share office space ...

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Nuts and Butts

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

No way

Jonathan Joss, ‘King of the Hill’ and ‘Parks & Recreation’ actor, dead at 59 after shooting - CNN

Minds and Behinds

Then came..

So they tried

It’s Official: Dolphins and Orcas Have Passed the “Point of No Return” in Their Evolution to Live on Land Again - The Daily Galaxy

Next, they tried...

So, the docs changed it to read

Loons and Moons

Why do some people prefer watching movies than reading novels even if they are both based on the same source material (book)?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Still no good

Pope Leo XIV Dons White Sox Hat During Public General Audience in Vatican - Sports Illustrated

Thumbs down again.

Everyone loved it.

They put up a sign reading

‘Black Swan Event’ Could Trigger 25% Drop in Alphabet Stock, Warns Barclays - TipRanks

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

No, not a chance

Another attempt resulted in ...

Has your wife or girlfriend ever been felt up in public by a stranger?

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